I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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