So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
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