no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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