Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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