I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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