Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I am midnight drunk by noon
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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