Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
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