She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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