We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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