I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Randomize
