Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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