So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
Randomize
