Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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