I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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