Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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