wakey wakey hands off snakey
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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