Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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