Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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