is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
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