I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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