Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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