drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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