Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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