It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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