I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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