dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
smell my finger.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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