I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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