I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Randomize
