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• (949): View more from California

  youre so sexy i want your bod

  (410): View more from Maryland

  dude, did you turn gay?

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  heather?

  (410): View more from Maryland

  this is jacob

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.

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• (940): View more from Texas

  Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.

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• (951): View more from California

  oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.

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• (916): View more from California

  My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come

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• (516): View more from New York

  The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.

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