Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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