I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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