Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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