her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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