oh god the rape fog is back!
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
birth control should be required to get into college
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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