I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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