do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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