You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Houston, we have a squirter
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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