That's intense
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
