Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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