I'm laying in your front yard are you home
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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