Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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