but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
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