Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
