I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
