Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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