You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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