If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
i think my cat just said my name.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
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