Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
