i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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