sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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