I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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